thunderbloke!: The lions weep for home 

This is the greatest story I have.

@4 days ago
#thunderbloke #writing #poetry #africa 

Why go offline?

thunderbloke! http://thedangerlaughers.blogspot.com/

@4 weeks ago
#thunderbloke #writing 

The stars are out tonight

and I am sorry.

Sorry because men

who love their women

have eyes that watch

other women, still

unsatiated.

Sorry that tonight

dreams will be ended,

stories will be cut up

and stored in

an old photo album.

Sorry that before these

stars fade

with the morning light

words, small words

will be heard

that will cause tears to fall

and fragile hearts to

ache and buckle

beneath their weight.

Sorry that truths

will be told.

Sorry that, for all the love

that exists, some people

will sleep alone tonight

in wide, cold beds

for the first time

in many nights

and I can do

nothing.

Sorry that I

cannot tell them they will

survive until daylight,

that tonight is just a night.

Tonight, beneath the stars

I am sorry that

someone I love

sleeps with someone

else.

Sorry that I

could not keep her

warm

enough,

that my heart was

not round enough

and smooth enough

to be pure.

Sorry that there

were crevices within it

where half-secrets could hide.

Sorry that I was

small, after all.

Sorry that this night

is here,

that it does not know

it is not welcome

any more.

Tonight I am sorry

that these stars

must stand quiet watch over

a fool such as this

when somewhere else

black holes are swallowing galaxies

and stars are imploding,

and all I can think

is how I must look

to them now.

The trees are still,

cars move on infinite roads,

children, birds and mothers sleep

and here I sit.

Tonight, beneath the stars

I am sorry that life

is carrying on,

that the universe

(and its stars)

do not pretend to care

or even acknowledge

our struggles.

The stars are out tonight,

and I long for clouds

to cover them.

@1 month ago with 1 note
#thunderbloke #poetry 
@2 months ago
#thunderbloke 

thunderbloke!: Perfectionism is the enemy of creativity 

A man close to my heart once said that when you get a tattoo you ruin a perfect canvas - that by making a permanent mark upon yourself you become imperfect and regret the clean slate you once had. but who can really say they are a perfect canvas? we are, by nature, imperfect, and so the perfect canvas is a myth.
but let’s pretend it isn’t. without the destructive act of ruining a pure canvas it is impossible to create something new. much in the same way that as Van Gogh desecrated a canvas every time he put his paint brush to it, you must break before you can create anew.
This is because by becoming a slave to perfection you lose the inability to create. the only means of safeguarding against accidents and mistakes is by not beginning: i.e. the chicken’s way out. you become paralysed by fear. your brain locks up. the blank piece of paper in front of you becomes bigger and blanker and you wonder how anyone ever came up with anything. this Perfect Canvas has turned into a vacuous monster that eats your creativity.

it is the unknown that brings us closer to creativity; that feeling that you don’t know what’s happening or where it’s going is what drives you into new and exciting territories. so you stab your pen into the paper and immediately feel better, like you have broken the monster’s back. and then it cascades out of you and you become lost in self-expression and an exorcism of ideas until you are left with a piece of art or writing or music or whatever. and then, even if you arrive at the end of your creation and realise that the first line, the first sentence or the first note is wrong and looks out of place, it doesn’t matter. you now have something to show for your time. you have created something. do it again a few times and you will have a body of work. i only learned to draw when i realised that - despite what my old art teacher told me - there is no wrong way to draw, onlyyour ownway of drawing.
i have a theory that fear is just the old self trying to avoid becoming the new self, and that it is the only thing that stops us becoming the people we deserve be. who told you you couldn’t be an astronaut or a pirate or Skippy the kangaroo? other people probably did so often that you began to believe it yourself. but the only difference between someone who acheives their dreams and someone who doesn’t is that the former never believes the cynics.
but it’s never too late. you have a dream; i know you do. and you’ve been subjugating it. you’ve been telling yourself it’s not possible, and that’s not because you believe it’s impossible. it’s because you’re scared.
well screw fear. and screw the cynics. if you make a bad decision and it knocks you on your arse get up and make a different one. and keep getting up and eating cynics until you piss rainbows. but you know this already. this is nothing new. the time is now. the time has always been now. if you’ve been waiting for a sign, for God to slap you across the face with his holy beard of ambition then make this that moment.
so, mum, that’s why i had to get a tattoo. that’s why i have stickers all over my ukulele and doodles all over my jeans. you may hate it, but you can’t hate the reason i got it.
@2 months ago
#thunderbloke #cat in the hat #tattoo 
Bicycle

Bicycle

@2 months ago with 1 note
#map #thunderbloke #adventure #ride #world #travel 

Teacher: You seem to think the rules do not apply to you.

Me: …

@2 months ago
#thunderbloke 

And then he walked away and never talked of the strange things that happened and in fact walked into the sea and was never seen again.

@3 months ago with 1 note
#thunderbloke 

thunderbloke!: One man and the night. 

A short story about a man who goes to a bar to try and feel young again.

“With the deliberate steps of a vicar approaching the pulpit, he walked to the bar. The mass of haircuts, glasses and smartphones parted for him. The bartender was tattooed, pierced and attractive, in a jaded, overweight sort of way. He ordered two drinks; slipped the first one down and kept the second for company. His collar was high up on his weather-battered face as he tried to conceal his presence from the children, who grew younger and unerringly more attractive each minute.”

@5 days ago with 1 note
#artists on tumblr #thunderbloke #creative writing #short story 

Dancing round my house singing,

“I don’t think you’re ready
for my belly,” to my housemate, with my belly out, of course.

@1 month ago
#thunderbloke 

thunderbloke!: The beast, the twin and the unknown voyage 

image

A story about the beast in me

@2 months ago
#thunderbloke #writing 

thunderbloke!: Non-circular clocks 

A 12 or 24 hour clock does not tell the full story. The hands go round, fingers are pointed and then at the end of the day time is reset. If you balls today up you can have another go tomorrow.
To me, this encourages lethargy. What if we had clocks that, instead of kidding us into thinking that we can keep repeating until we get it right, like a video game or in Groundhog Day, we had clocks that reminded us to burn whilst we still may? This is my intention with my latest creations. I am making linear clocks; clocks which age or grow, which remind us that days, months and years have passed, rather than mere hours and minutes.
We barely give clocks a second thought in our day-to-day lives. True, we live our lives by them, but now time is just a number in the corner of a screen which reminds us to rush from one place to another in the name of productivity. It used to be that clocks were giant, somber things like Grandfather clocks that bonged sadly away once an hour, taking up as much space as a bookshelf and occupying a central position in our house.  Magnificent things, objects of importance and beauty. Now clocks are placed high up on the wall, and we barely register them at all. They do not chime, cuckoo or even tick any more, so great is our will to deny the passing of time.
And suddenly another year is gone, and we do not know where to. Perhaps if we look at a clock that has wizened and deformed we might realise that time is indeed passing, and that we should not be taking it so lightly and spending it so frivolously.
@2 months ago
#thunderbloke #art #clock #time 
balloon ii on Flickr.farewell, balloon!

balloon ii on Flickr.

farewell, balloon!

@2 months ago
#thunderbloke 
Beardhouse crew.

Beardhouse crew.

@2 months ago
#thunderbloke 

The act of falling in love is a seductive means of giving oneself brain damage.

@2 months ago with 1 note
#thunderbloke 
thunderbloke!: The lions weep for home→

This is the greatest story I have.

4 days ago
#thunderbloke #writing #poetry #africa 
thunderbloke!: One man and the night.→

A short story about a man who goes to a bar to try and feel young again.

“With the deliberate steps of a vicar approaching the pulpit, he walked to the bar. The mass of haircuts, glasses and smartphones parted for him. The bartender was tattooed, pierced and attractive, in a jaded, overweight sort of way. He ordered two drinks; slipped the first one down and kept the second for company. His collar was high up on his weather-battered face as he tried to conceal his presence from the children, who grew younger and unerringly more attractive each minute.”

5 days ago
#artists on tumblr #thunderbloke #creative writing #short story 
Why go offline?

thunderbloke! http://thedangerlaughers.blogspot.com/

4 weeks ago
#thunderbloke #writing 

Dancing round my house singing,

“I don’t think you’re ready
for my belly,” to my housemate, with my belly out, of course.

1 month ago
#thunderbloke 

The stars are out tonight

and I am sorry.

Sorry because men

who love their women

have eyes that watch

other women, still

unsatiated.

Sorry that tonight

dreams will be ended,

stories will be cut up

and stored in

an old photo album.

Sorry that before these

stars fade

with the morning light

words, small words

will be heard

that will cause tears to fall

and fragile hearts to

ache and buckle

beneath their weight.

Sorry that truths

will be told.

Sorry that, for all the love

that exists, some people

will sleep alone tonight

in wide, cold beds

for the first time

in many nights

and I can do

nothing.

Sorry that I

cannot tell them they will

survive until daylight,

that tonight is just a night.

Tonight, beneath the stars

I am sorry that

someone I love

sleeps with someone

else.

Sorry that I

could not keep her

warm

enough,

that my heart was

not round enough

and smooth enough

to be pure.

Sorry that there

were crevices within it

where half-secrets could hide.

Sorry that I was

small, after all.

Sorry that this night

is here,

that it does not know

it is not welcome

any more.

Tonight I am sorry

that these stars

must stand quiet watch over

a fool such as this

when somewhere else

black holes are swallowing galaxies

and stars are imploding,

and all I can think

is how I must look

to them now.

The trees are still,

cars move on infinite roads,

children, birds and mothers sleep

and here I sit.

Tonight, beneath the stars

I am sorry that life

is carrying on,

that the universe

(and its stars)

do not pretend to care

or even acknowledge

our struggles.

The stars are out tonight,

and I long for clouds

to cover them.

1 month ago
#thunderbloke #poetry 
thunderbloke!: The beast, the twin and the unknown voyage→

image

A story about the beast in me

2 months ago
#thunderbloke #writing 
2 months ago
#thunderbloke 
thunderbloke!: Non-circular clocks→

A 12 or 24 hour clock does not tell the full story. The hands go round, fingers are pointed and then at the end of the day time is reset. If you balls today up you can have another go tomorrow.
To me, this encourages lethargy. What if we had clocks that, instead of kidding us into thinking that we can keep repeating until we get it right, like a video game or in Groundhog Day, we had clocks that reminded us to burn whilst we still may? This is my intention with my latest creations. I am making linear clocks; clocks which age or grow, which remind us that days, months and years have passed, rather than mere hours and minutes.
We barely give clocks a second thought in our day-to-day lives. True, we live our lives by them, but now time is just a number in the corner of a screen which reminds us to rush from one place to another in the name of productivity. It used to be that clocks were giant, somber things like Grandfather clocks that bonged sadly away once an hour, taking up as much space as a bookshelf and occupying a central position in our house.  Magnificent things, objects of importance and beauty. Now clocks are placed high up on the wall, and we barely register them at all. They do not chime, cuckoo or even tick any more, so great is our will to deny the passing of time.
And suddenly another year is gone, and we do not know where to. Perhaps if we look at a clock that has wizened and deformed we might realise that time is indeed passing, and that we should not be taking it so lightly and spending it so frivolously.
2 months ago
#thunderbloke #art #clock #time 
thunderbloke!: Perfectionism is the enemy of creativity→

A man close to my heart once said that when you get a tattoo you ruin a perfect canvas - that by making a permanent mark upon yourself you become imperfect and regret the clean slate you once had. but who can really say they are a perfect canvas? we are, by nature, imperfect, and so the perfect canvas is a myth.
but let’s pretend it isn’t. without the destructive act of ruining a pure canvas it is impossible to create something new. much in the same way that as Van Gogh desecrated a canvas every time he put his paint brush to it, you must break before you can create anew.
This is because by becoming a slave to perfection you lose the inability to create. the only means of safeguarding against accidents and mistakes is by not beginning: i.e. the chicken’s way out. you become paralysed by fear. your brain locks up. the blank piece of paper in front of you becomes bigger and blanker and you wonder how anyone ever came up with anything. this Perfect Canvas has turned into a vacuous monster that eats your creativity.

it is the unknown that brings us closer to creativity; that feeling that you don’t know what’s happening or where it’s going is what drives you into new and exciting territories. so you stab your pen into the paper and immediately feel better, like you have broken the monster’s back. and then it cascades out of you and you become lost in self-expression and an exorcism of ideas until you are left with a piece of art or writing or music or whatever. and then, even if you arrive at the end of your creation and realise that the first line, the first sentence or the first note is wrong and looks out of place, it doesn’t matter. you now have something to show for your time. you have created something. do it again a few times and you will have a body of work. i only learned to draw when i realised that - despite what my old art teacher told me - there is no wrong way to draw, onlyyour ownway of drawing.
i have a theory that fear is just the old self trying to avoid becoming the new self, and that it is the only thing that stops us becoming the people we deserve be. who told you you couldn’t be an astronaut or a pirate or Skippy the kangaroo? other people probably did so often that you began to believe it yourself. but the only difference between someone who acheives their dreams and someone who doesn’t is that the former never believes the cynics.
but it’s never too late. you have a dream; i know you do. and you’ve been subjugating it. you’ve been telling yourself it’s not possible, and that’s not because you believe it’s impossible. it’s because you’re scared.
well screw fear. and screw the cynics. if you make a bad decision and it knocks you on your arse get up and make a different one. and keep getting up and eating cynics until you piss rainbows. but you know this already. this is nothing new. the time is now. the time has always been now. if you’ve been waiting for a sign, for God to slap you across the face with his holy beard of ambition then make this that moment.
so, mum, that’s why i had to get a tattoo. that’s why i have stickers all over my ukulele and doodles all over my jeans. you may hate it, but you can’t hate the reason i got it.
2 months ago
#thunderbloke #cat in the hat #tattoo 
balloon ii on Flickr.farewell, balloon!
2 months ago
#thunderbloke 
Bicycle
2 months ago
#map #thunderbloke #adventure #ride #world #travel 
Beardhouse crew.
2 months ago
#thunderbloke 

Teacher: You seem to think the rules do not apply to you.

Me: …

2 months ago
#thunderbloke 

The act of falling in love is a seductive means of giving oneself brain damage.

2 months ago
#thunderbloke 

And then he walked away and never talked of the strange things that happened and in fact walked into the sea and was never seen again.

3 months ago
#thunderbloke